Letter to a New Dog

I'm Rill.
I know you didn't choose me and I didn't choose you
So we'll have to make the best of it.
Just to let you know--
I don't like to get up before 7.
You have your food; I have mine.
I don't share:

  • beds
  • couches
  • yoga mats
  • snacks

I don't sing well but I like to anyway--get used to it.
My life is pretty repetitive so you may be bored--deal with it.
All this said, what do you have to contribute?
I'm sure you have opinions, likes and dislikes, on many subjects.
You'll need to tell me about your past.
I can figure a lot out.
Oh, and jokes are ok.